The IT Crowd, Series 1

Jen:
I've got Aunt Irma visiting.

Moss:
Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that. [Roy and Moss look confused]

Jen:
It's my term for my time of the month.

Roy:
Oh.

Moss:
What time of the month? The weekend?

Jen:
No.

Moss:
Does Aunt Irma visit on the weekend?

Roy:
Moss!

Jen:
You know, it's "high tide".

Moss:
But we're not on the coast.

Roy:
Moss!

Jen:
I'm "closed for maintenance"!

Moss:
Closed for maintenance?

Roy:
Moss!

Jen:
I've fallen to the communists!

Moss:
Well, they do have some strong arguments.

Roy:
[Finally putting it to words] Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie!

Moss:
Oh. Okay. [walks out of the room dumbfounded]