The IT Crowd, Series 3

[Moss, highly concussed, is amusing himself by dazzling himself with an anglepoise lamp. Phone rings]

Moss:
Hello, Roy speaking.

Jen:
[on phone] What? Moss? You're still concussed, you need to see the doctor.

Moss:
Who is this? Roy? Wait, it couldn't be Roy, I'm Roy.

Jen:
Look, what does IT mean?

Moss:
What?

Jen:
IT, what does I.T. mean? Someone's just asked me.

Moss:
You don't know what it means?

Jen:
No, I never thought to ask.

Moss:
This must be Jen!

Jen:
Yes-

Moss:
Hello Jen!

Jen:
Hello!

Moss:
How may I help you?

Jen:
Tell me, tell me what IT means.

Moss:
Absolutely. [pause]

Jen:
Well?

Moss:
Very well, thank you. How are you?

Jen:
Moss, please just stay with me, just for this simple question okay? What-

Moss:
Jen, I'm just going to put you on speakerphone, all right?

Jen:
No no no, don't hang up-

Moss:
[hangs up] Jen, you are now on speakerphone. [pause] Jen? Hello Jen? [phone rings] Jen, can you bear with me one moment? I've got someone trying to get through in the other line. [picks up] Roy speaking.

Jen:
You just hung up on me.

Moss:
Jen, can you hold on one second? I've got Jen on the other line.

Jen:
No! Don't-

Moss:
[switches lines] Jen, can I call you back? I've just got Jen trying to get through on the other line. [switches lines] Jen, sorry about that. Phew! Chicken in a basket, it has been all ruddy go today! Now how may I help you?

Jen:
What does IT mean?! You know, computers? Something to do with computers probably?

Moss:
Computers? That's not really my area. Jen, I'd love to help you but, it's a real pain, I seem to have forgotten absolutely everything I know about computers.

Jen:
How can you forget everything you know about computers, Moss?

Moss:
Let me see, maybe it isn't everything. [thinks] No, it's definitely everything.