The IT Crowd, Series 3

Douglas:
April, these past few days have been like a dream. Usually, I can't wait to get away from a woman once I've ejaculated, but with you... I don't know, I feel alive. April, I love you.

April:
What?

Douglas:
That's right, I totally love the bloody arse off you.

April:
Oh, Douglas! I love you too!

Douglas:
Oh, poppet... to think when we met, you were so worried that you came from Iran.

April:
...what?

Douglas:
When we met, as if I'd be worried about something like that! I don't care where you're from; Iran, France, doesn't bother me. I'm very modern

April:
I'm not from Iran!

Douglas:
Well, you said something along those lines.

April:
No, not Iran, a man! I said I used to be a man!

Douglas:
You used to be a man...?

April:
Yes!

[Douglas grips April very tightly]

Douglas:
OH GOD...