The IT Crowd, Series 4

Douglas:
Your name is Maurice Moss, is it not?

Moss:
[Mumbles, nods frenetically]

Douglas:
[In same tone as before] Your name is Maurice Moss, is it not?

Moss:
[Nervously lifts a glass of water] Bit nervous, so, yeah, bit of water. [drinks the water, and spits it into his hand] Fizzy, it's very fizzy, it's fizzy, it's gone fizzy. [grabs the microphone and gets a shock] Yow! Come on! That's electric, there's electric in there, got a shock.

Douglas:
[In same tone as before] Your name is Maurice Moss, is it not?

Moss:
It is not. Sorry, yeah, sorry, um, my mother sued me.

Judge:
Just relax, take your time and answer the questions as clearly as you can.

Moss:
Thank you, my love.

Douglas:
[In same tone as before] Your name is Maurice Moss, is it not?

Moss:
[His chair collapses] The chair's faulty. [lifts the chair back up, but falls off it as he sits down]

Douglas:
No further questions, my lord.