The IT Crowd, Series 2013

Roy:
[Holds bottle of tear liquid suspiciously] What's in here?

Moss:
[Shrugs] Just Tabasco, wasabi, and a bit of tear gas.

Roy:
Those sound like bad things to put in your eyes.

Moss:
It's extremely mild. It's mainly water.

Roy:
[Nods and puts it in his jacket] Okay I'll take it, as a last resort.

Moss:
[Shrugs] As a last resort.

Roy:
In case I find myself out of my emotional depth.

Moss:
There you go.

Roy:
[Begins to walk off] Alright, thanks Moss!

Moss:
Bye!

Roy:
Bye.

Moss:
[Begins to work on something else, then stops] Oh, don't forget to add the water! [But Roy has gone]