JAG, Season 3

(Mac arrives at a jail to bail out Bud and Harm.)

Mac:
How does the other guy look, Lieutenant?

Bud:
(Getting to his feet.) Major!

Harm:
(Getting up as well.) She doesn't look as bad as he does.

Mac:
She?

Bud:
It's a long story, ma'am.

Mac:
Well, it better be a good one. And what's your excuse?

Harm:
Well, you wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Mac:
Bud, you're getting married in a few hours.

Bud:
I really appreciate you coming down here, Major. I owe you one.

Mac:
One? You two owe me a million. Do you have any idea what the admiral's gonna say when he hears about this?

AJ Chegwidden:
(Walking to the front of the cell.) Oh, I think he'll understand.