The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Season 1

Jimmy:
Ladies and gentlemen... and Cindy. I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld.

Carl:
A llama?

Jimmy:
No.

Carl:
A baby llama?

Jimmy:
No.

Carl:
A baby llama with a hat on?

Jimmy:
No!

Cindy:
An invention of yours that actually works?

Jimmy:
No! I mean, "yes!" I present to you Book Gum, why read a book when you can just chew the book instead?

Sheen:
Wow, Jimmy, chewing a book.

Jimmy:
Sheen, you don't actually chew a book. See, I reduced the contents of different books to gum form. You chew it, and you know it.

Sheen:
Tastes... fishy. [starts quoting from Moby-Dick] "Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!"

Cindy:
Give me a piece of that. Hmm... It tastes like fried chicken. [starts quoting from Gone with the Wind] "Oh, Ashley, Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies."

Jimmy:
Careful, Carl. It would be very dangerous to eat more than one at a time.

Carl:
Mmm... [William Shakespeare]

Jimmy:
That might just be a little strong for you, Carl.

Carl:
[quotes Romeo's monologue from Romeo and Juliet] "But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the sun. See how she leans her cheek upon her hand. Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek."