Justice League, Season Two

The Flash:
Hey, kids, Santa Flash is back! [the children cheer] Along with my special helper, Freaky The Snowman! [the children grow silent]

Ultra-Humanite:
Just give them the toy and take me to jail.

The Flash:
Are you sure it won't, y'know...? [makes exploding noise]

Ultra-Humanite:
Oh, for Heaven's sake!

DJ Rubba' Ducky:
[in Ultra-Humanite's voice] Hello, children. Come close and I'll tell you a story.

Child 1:
Is that DJ Rubba' Ducky?

Child 2:
He sounds weird.

DJ Rubba' Ducky:
[in Ultra-Humanite's voice] Little Clara had just received a beautiful toy nutcracker from her godfather, the mysterious Herr Drosselmeyer.

Ultra-Humanite:
Well? An improvement, wouldn't you say?

The Flash:
I kinda liked it when he made the poopy noise...

[In spite of this, the children keep hearing the toy telling the story of The Nutcracker until they start sleeping.]

The Flash:
...but this is good, too.