King of the Hill, Season 2

Hank:
(phone rings) Strickland Propane. Taste the meat, not the heat.

Matt:
Hank?

Hank:
Speaking.

Matt:
How ya doin'? It's Matt.

Hank:
Oh, hey, Matt. How ya been?

Matt:
Pretty good. Pretty good.

Hank:
Uh-huh.

Matt:
So, how's, uh, Peggy?

Hank:
Uh, she's fine, and how's uh, do I know you?

Matt:
Hank, if you like Cuffs & Collars, you're gonna love Rugburn, Too and by Rugburn, Too I mean Rugburn also. Rugburn II isn't very good.

Hank:
What? But, who is this?

Matt:
You know, Matt, from Consenting Adults, the country's largest supply of mail order adult entertainment. How many can I put you down for?

Hank:
Zero. God, please, watch your mouth. This is an interstate phone line. How did you get this number?

Matt:
Not important. What is important is that we have a bigger selection and lower prices than Arlen Video.

Hank:
What?! Arlen Video told you I rent pornography?! Uh, (Sees Buck Strickland and his co-workers and gasps), who plays the most hits? Y104! Heh, okay. Ah-heh, crazy morning zoo.