King of the Hill, Season 2

King of the Hill (1997 - 2010) is an Emmy-winning American animated television series created for FOX. Unlike many animated sitcoms of its type that generally tend to feature unusual or impossible events, King of the Hill attempts to retain a realistic approach, featuring average Americans and Asian-Americans and seeking humor in the otherwise conventional or sometimes even mundane.

Hank:
It says here I owe $40 and that can't be true. I always bring back my tapes. Look for yourself, I've returned The Great Santini 23 times.

Store Clerk:
Okay, Hank Hill, June 23rd. Yeah, you rented and never returned Cuffs & Collars.

Hank:
I've never even heard of that. Have you?

Peggy:
Nuh-uh. Unless it's got the name Merchant, Ivory, or Billy Crystal above the title. I am not interested.

Bobby:
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. They're buying me a movie for my birthday. That's why we're here, right?

Luanne:
Really, Bobby. They haven't said anything.

Hank:
Bobby, you ever heard of a movie called Cuffs & Collars?

Bobby:
Ooh, I think that's the one with the two cops who don't get along, but then they do, but it's too late, cause he's dead, but not really.

Hank:
So you've seen it?

Bobby:
No.

Hank:
How about you, Luanne.

Luanne:
(nods no)

Bobby:
Oh no. You're not getting a movie, Bobby (laughs). You are so smooth.

Hank:
No, we didn't rent it. So if you could please erase the $40 and penalize yourself whatever you think is fair, we'll be on our way.

Store Clerk:
I am sorry, but the computer won't let me erase anything until you either return the tape or pay the $40.

Hank:
I told you I didn't rent the tape, now who is calling me a liar, you or the machine? 'Cause I wanna know whose ass to kick!

Store Clerk:
I'm not calling you a liar, sir.

Hank:
Fine. Now where's the ass on this thing?

Peggy:
(sighs) I need a dryer, Hank. Just pay for the tape.

Hank:
Absolutely not. I won't pay for someone else's screw up. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if that tape was sitting on the shelf right now. Where would Cuff's & Collars be, Action Adventure, Action Comedy, Action Action?

Store Clerk:
Make a left.

Hank:
Okay. (realizes he's in the adult section and he rushes out) BWAHHHHH!


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