King of the Hill, Season 4

Carl Moss:
We don't have money for all these fancy teaching aides... like wood.

Hank Hill:
You know, the Carl Moss I knew wouldn'-

Carl Moss:
Give it a rest, Hank. All parents care about these days is zero-tolerance drug policies and literacy. "Why can't Johnny read?" "Why can't Johnny read?" God, that gets old.

Hank:
But Carl, shop is the foundation of all learning. And I'll tell you what, a youngster with a tool in both hands has no hands left to do drugs.

Carl Moss:
(exasperated) They'll just put the tools down if they want to do the drugs bad enough.