King of the Hill, Season 4

Hank Hill:
The "S" stands for service. The "T" is for trust. (Mr. Strickland and Debbie make out) "R" is for reliability. (doors are heard opening and closing) Now the "I", that stands for...

Woman's voice{offscreen}:
Jackass!

Camera shows that Elizabeth "Miz Liz" Strickland has entered the banquet

Jerry Sandoval{offscreen}:
Oh ho, it is Miz Liz! This ought to be good!

Hank Hill:
No, heh, heh. It's for integrity. That's not even the right letter.

Mr. Strickland:
Now, now Miz Liz. We're in public.

Miz Liz:
YOU ARE IN PUBLIC WITH THIS LITTLE BIMBO...IN FRONT OF HALF OUR CHRISTMAS CARD LIST! (notices Debbie's earrings) Are those my mother's earrings?!

Hank Hill:
"C" is for compassion....

Miz Liz:
I WANT YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE!!

Mr. Strickland:
But Miz L...

Miz Liz:
AND OUT OF THE LAKE HOUSE!!

Mr. Strickland:
The lake house?

Miz Liz:
Please forgive me for stealing your thunder Hank. Please continue.

Miz Liz departs banquet hall

Hank Hill:
Okay now, where was I?

off-screen voice (possibly Thatherton):
How about "D" for done?!