King of the Hill, Season 4

King of the Hill (1997 - 2010) is an Emmy-winning American animated television series created for FOX. Unlike many animated sitcoms of its type that generally tend to feature unusual or impossible events, King of the Hill attempts to retain a realis… more »

Hank:
How long does it take Debbie to throw in a load of laundry? I really need to talk to her.

Debbie's roommate:
She should be right up. Debbie said you were gonna... HEY!

Hank:
No, we were not. It was a trick.

Debbie's roommate:
Is $300 too much for a Hot Wheels VW Purple Evil Weevil?

Hank:
(sighs) Yeah, I could use one too.

Debbie's roommate:
Damn, the ebay auction closed. I lost my weevil.

Hank:
Dang it. Could I get a light off yours? Huh, that's a funny looking cigarette. You roll it yourself?

Debbie's roommate:
Yeah.

Hank:
You got a weak flame on this thing. (Hank breathes it and coughs) This isn't one of them clove cigarettes, is it?

Debbie's roommate:
No man. That's the chronic, from Mexico.

Hank:
Huh, damn NAFTA. It's clearly an inferior tobacco.

Debbie's roommate:
So, does your wife party too?

Hank:
Party? Uh, we throw a party for Fourth of July and Labor Day.

Debbie's roommate:
No, I mean party, you know. Get high. Get stoned.

Hank:
BWAHHHHHHH!

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