King of the Hill, Season 4

Hank:
How long does it take Debbie to throw in a load of laundry? I really need to talk to her.

Debbie's roommate:
She should be right up. Debbie said you were gonna... HEY!

Hank:
No, we were not. It was a trick.

Debbie's roommate:
Is $300 too much for a Hot Wheels VW Purple Evil Weevil?

Hank:
(sighs) Yeah, I could use one too.

Debbie's roommate:
Damn, the ebay auction closed. I lost my weevil.

Hank:
Dang it. Could I get a light off yours? Huh, that's a funny looking cigarette. You roll it yourself?

Debbie's roommate:
Yeah.

Hank:
You got a weak flame on this thing. (Hank breathes it and coughs) This isn't one of them clove cigarettes, is it?

Debbie's roommate:
No man. That's the chronic, from Mexico.

Hank:
Huh, damn NAFTA. It's clearly an inferior tobacco.

Debbie's roommate:
So, does your wife party too?

Hank:
Party? Uh, we throw a party for Fourth of July and Labor Day.

Debbie's roommate:
No, I mean party, you know. Get high. Get stoned.

Hank:
BWAHHHHHHH!