Kitchen Nightmares, Season 1

Sebastian:
(walks out of his restaurant) (bleep) arrogant! (bleep) that (bleep)! (to the production team) We're done! Get the (bleep) team out of here! (approaches back entrance) Chef Gordon! (breaks the door open) Chef Gordon! Where the (bleep) are you? Where are you?

Gordon:
I'm here.

Sebastian:
You come into my restaurant?

Gordon:
Yes.

Sebastian:
I'm just so (bleep) disappointed.

Gordon:
Wait. Don't shout here. You're going to calm down?

Sebastian:
Stop pointing your finger at me.

Gordon:
Are you going to calm down?

Sebastian:
Are we going to speak like men? You're going to speak to me like a man?

Gordon:
You didn't listen to what I've told you.

Sebastian:
You didn't listen to what I'm saying.

Gordon:
Did you hear what I've just told you?

Sebastian:
I'm stepping away from you, because I don't want to be too close.

Gordon:
You ungrateful...

Sebastian:
You have no idea!

Gordon:
Nasty, vindictive...

Sebastian:
You have no (bleep) idea!

Gordon:
Joker!

Sebastian:
(Bleep) you! (walks away)

Gordon:
This is it? (follows Sebastian)

Sebastian:
Yeah, it is it! You're very disappointing!

Gordon:
I was expecting (bleep) (bleep) performance tonight!

Sebastian:
Are you (bleep) kidding me?! Your whole act is a (bleep) joke!

Gordon:
Anything else?

Sebastian:
Your whole act is a (bleep) joke! You're a phony!

Gordon:
You shouldn't run like that.

Sebastian:
Run like what?!

Gordon:
Am I supposed to be scared now, Sebastian?

Sebastian:
Come on, give me a break. I'm busting my ass in there. You tell me...

Gordon:
You what?!

Sebastian:
Are you kidding me?!

Gordon:
Let me tell you...

Sebastian:
Are you kidding me?!

Gordon:
Let me tell you something...

Sebastian:
You're telling me nothing! I'm done!

Gordon:
There you go.

Sebastian:
Yes. LOSER! And I'm going to tell you one more time, YOU'RE A (bleep, bleep)!!