Kitchen Nightmares, Season 1

Gordon:
(taking off his jacket.) (Bleep) hell.

Narrator:
With the restaurant on the verge of success, Chef Michel is insisting on reverting back to his old ways and Gordon has reached his breaking point.

Michel:
Thank you very much.

Gordon:
Cut the (bleep). You don't care anymore. Just get straight to the (bleep) answer.

Michel:
I'm not cutting no (bleep). I'm just telling it like it is.

Gordon:
Get straight to the (bleep) answer.

Michel:
Alright? Your menu's not better than mine, you know?

Gordon:
You're a donkey.

Michel:
My food has been voted best Chef in Ventura county.

Gordon:
WHAT?!!!

Michel:
Yeah, listen.

Gordon:
Hold On, Hold On. Let me finish!! Let me finish!! You put your (bleep) hands up here and listen to me. YOU RUN A (bleep)HOLE OF A KITCHEN!!! (Bleep) YOURSELF!!!

Michel:
NO! NO! NO!

Gordon:
(furious) (bleep) OFF!!! Who the (bleep) are you to turn around and tell me when you work like a PIG?!!! YOU FRENCH PIG!!!

Michel:
Pig?

Gordon:
YOU (bleep) PIG!!!! You're a lazy pig! You're so full of (bleep)! Open your eyes! Take a look around.

Michel:
Big mouth! You're not happy?

Gordon:
I'M (bleep) HAPPY!

Michel:
Go on! You can get out!

Gordon:
(flips Michel off) (Bleep) YOURSELF!!

Michel:
You can get out! It's my (bleep) kitchen!!!

Gordon:
Is It? Well if it's your (bleep) KITCHEN THEN CLEAN IT YOU LAZY (bleep)!!!!!

Michel:
(flabbergasted) No.