Kitchen Nightmares, Season 1

Sebastian:
Okay, my pizzas will soon be in supermarkets.

Gordon:
What?!

Sebastian:
I would love to franchise this, and have a "Sebastian's" all over the world.

Gordon:
Oh my god...

Sebastian:
Just think how that sounds. "Sebastian's" all over the world. That makes me excited.

Gordon:
You haven't got (bleep) one right so far! How the (bleep) can you think about two? I need some fresh air, the guy's gone!

(Sebastian laughs. Cut to Gordon standing in the street outside the restaurant]

Gordon:
This guy is seriously off his (bleep) trolley!

Sebastian:
(to the kitchen staff) I just won that one. I won that one.

Gordon:
What on earth is going on in his (bleep)-up, delusional mind?

Sebastian:
Whoo! I won that one!

Joy:
What happened?

Sebastian:
He was giving me (bleep). I gave it back to him, and he was like, "Uh, yeah whatever," and-

Gordon:
(walks back into the restaurant) Sebastian! I just want a little word.

[Gordon goes into Sebastian's office, and Sebastian follows him]

Gordon:
Listen, big boy. Right now, you've won jack (bleep) (bleep)! You've got the audacity to stand there, talking to me about a franchise, when we can't even get a pizza right?

Sebastian:
(interview) It took everything in me not to just, freak out. (to Gordon) I've been here two years. It may not seem like-

Gordon:
What have you got to show?

Sebastian:
What have I got to show? I'll tell you what I've got to show. Pride! Pride!

Gordon:
You're delusional! You are so-

Sebastian:
That's your opinion, sir. A lot of people feel that way about you!

Gordon:
(points at the dining room) What's successful about out there?

Sebastian:
I'm still here.

Gordon:
That's what makes it successful? You've just answered my question. I'll see you later.