Kitchen Nightmares, Season 2

Kitchen Nightmares is a reality TV series on FOX where Chef Gordon Ramsay visits failing restaurants across America and tries to help them turn around. It aired its first episode on September 19, 2007. more »

[Dover sole stuffed with imitation crab meat is being sent back to the kitchen]

Sammy:
What's the matter with this?

Waiter:
She said it's not fresh, she said it's no good.

Gordon:
It's (bleep) watery.

Sammy:
Let me have a taste. How bad is it? (tastes it) It's not bad though! It's not bad! It's not bad! (Gordon tastes it and spits it out.) Ohhhh no! Come on! He spits it out. It's not bad.

Gordon:
You're (bleep) delusional. It's mushy. It's watery. It's fake.

Sammy:
It's not the right crab meat. You're right.

Gordon:
And it's (bleep) disgusting. You're jumping up and down like a big (bleep) baboon and "Ho, ho! It's good!" Whoo!

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