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The L Word, Season 1

The L Word (2004-2009) was an American and Canadian co-production television drama series on Showtime portraying the lives of a group of lesbian, bisexual and transgender people and their friends, family and lovers in the trendy Los Angeles-area cit… more »

Alice:
[after she finds out that her mother slept with Shane] You know what this means? This means I can never be gay again! Never! I cannot be gay!

Shane:
Al, [chuckles] c'mon, it's no big deal. Your mom is really sexy for an older woman.

Alice:
[grunts] Oh!

Shane:
She is! And you know what, she's got really... [gesturing to her breasts] she's really...

[Alice sits in a chair and covers her ears with a pillow.]

Alice:
Oh... [singing] My baloney has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R, my baloney has a second name--

Shane:
Al, shut up, okay? I should be singing. Your mom got funky with me, alright?

Alice:
She came on to you?

Shane:
Shit, she's wild, Al.

Alice:
Oh, okay, please with the details! God! Why's my mom such a slutty, slutty, chicken-chasing pervert?

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