Law & Order, Season 10

Green:
I heard the news. We get the gun, they toss it. We get the confession.

Briscoe:
We?

Green:
I've been sayin' "we" to cover your ass, outta respect for you.

Briscoe:
I don't need that kinda respect.

Green:
Good, 'cause I've been walkin' on eggshells ever since we caught this case.

Briscoe:
'Bout as long as you've been pissin' me off.

Green:
Pissing you off?! Why? 'Cause I don't blend in with the rest of the roaches?

Briscoe:
Oh, is that what this is about?! Because you know that's not how I meant that!

Green:
No, no, no. I will tell you what I know. If it wasn't for your screw-ups, we'd have nailed this guy a long time ago!

Briscoe:
My screw-ups?! Your stuff's been gettin' thrown outta court ever since you got here!

Green:
Well, maybe I take chances, because my partner can't get it up!

Briscoe:
[throws the transcript at his partner] Maybe you just get off on takin' chances!

Lt. Van Buren:
BRISCOE!

[Briscoe turns to the angry lieutenant]

Lt. Van Buren:
In my office!