Law & Order, Season 13

Clerk:
Docket #675834. People v. Montgomery Bender. Charge is sexual abuse in the first degree.

Judge Torledsky:
Shame on you.

Granick:
The charges aren't just speculative, your honor. They're outlandish. Mr. Bender happens to be...

Judge Torledsky:
I know exactly who he is.

Granick:
Then you'll know he's a target for any nut job who wants to put a couple of bucks in his pockets.

Judge Torledsky:
Can I take that as a "not guilty"?

Monty:
That's correct, Judge.

Southerlyn:
The People request remand, your honor.

Granick:
That's a little harsh, don't you think? Considering you don't have a complaining witness?

Southerlyn:
The nut job in this case was 11 years old at the time of the illegal act. It's understandable that he's a little hesitant.

Granick:
Because nothing happened.

Judge Torledsky:
Bail is set at $1,000,000, and you'll be happy to know, Mr. Bender, that 10 of those dollars are mine. More, if you get a piece of the popcorn. Next!