The League, Season 1

Jenny:
You named your dog Kale?

Ruxin:
Yeah.

Kevin:
I told you in confidence that we were trying to have another baby, and if it's gonna be a boy, we wanted to name it Kale.

Ruxin:
It's a great name. We can share the name.

Jenny:
No, I'm not...

Kevin:
No, we're not sharing "Kale".

Ruxin:
He looks like a Kale. I mean, look at him. He's a Kale.

Jenny:
I hate you.

Kevin:
You screwed me here. You did, because now instead of Kale, we're gonna have to name him after one of her uncles.

Ruxin:
What's that name?

Kevin:
Moral. Moral MacArthur.

Ruxin:
He sounds like a Civil War general.

Kevin:
Can you just change your dog's name?

Ruxin:
This dog is real. Your baby is hypothetical and, I think, a mistake.