The League, Season 1

Andre:
I gave Peter Ronnie Brown, and he gave me Plaxico Burress.

Kevin:
Are you serious?

Ruxin:
Are you for real?

Andre:
See you guys in the playoffs.

Kevin:
He trade-raped you. You've been trade-raped.

Andre:
He did not trade-rape me.

Kevin:
How many games have you seen Plaxico Burress play this year?

Andre:
I don't know, but the Giants have been doing...

Kevin:
[imitates buzzer] Answer is zero, because the guy is in jail for two years, you moron.

Andre:
He told me that wasn't Plaxico Burress.

Kevin:
How did you not hear about this? Did you get a hit from Taco's bong?

Andre:
I heard about it. I didn't think it was that guy!

Kevin:
That's him!

Taco:
You're such an idiot.

Kevin:
From the mouth of babes.