The League, Season 2

Pete:
Enter initiate, please.

Jenny:
[entering with a plate] I made brownies...

Ruxin:
No, no, no, no, don't take food from the initiate. Kneel!

Jenny:
No.

Ruxin:
Stand.

Jenny:
No. I think I'll sit and just be comfortable.

Ruxin:
Sit comfortably!

Jenny:
Thanks.

Andre:
Wait, that's all the hazing? You guys hazed me for two weeks. I'm still finding pieces of squid all over my apartment.

Kevin:
So, due to last night's circumstances, Raffi has decided to leave the league. So we welcome a new member. Welcome, sweetheart.

The other guys:
"Sweetheart"? No.

Andre:
That's all she gets? You guys called me "dick cream" for two years.

Kevin:
You want "dick cream" back?

Andre:
No. I wanna be called Andre, Dre, D-Man, all right?

Jenny:
Raffi left me with, like, a roster of total crap, and I was thinking that maybe we could just redraft.

The guys:
No!

Andre:
No, no, no. You're on your own now. Welcome to the league.

Jenny:
All right, I accept the challenge. And I will take this donkey of a team and I'm gonna turn it into a champion, dick cream.

Andre:
No, no, no, no dick cream.

Jenny:
But just FYI, you guys. You know your buddy Russell? Not a sex addict.

The guys:
Oh, yeah, he is.