The League, Season 2

Twyla:
Look, I know you have been avoiding me, but I need a donation from you for Team Twyla for our marathon.

Ruxin:
Yeah. I just don't know if I'm supporting Team Twyla this year.

Twyla:
Excuse me?

Ruxin:
See, I just don't negotiate with charity terrorists.

Twyla:
What are charity terrorists?

Ruxin:
Charity terrorists are people like yourself who force me to give money to things against my will. It's almost a jihad against my wallet. Let me ask you a question, Twyla. How much of that marathon did you run last year?

Twyla:
Well, I walked as much as I could, and then I ran a bit and then I walked some!

Ruxin:
On that walk, did you stop at TCBY?

Twyla:
Yes.

Ruxin:
Well, I also love The Country's Best Yogurt, but I don't expect you to pay me to go on the elliptical to work it off. But if you do want to lose some weight, you can start by not eating my chicken salad sandwich out of the fridge.

Twyla:
Okay, well then why don't you put your name on it, Rodney?

Ruxin:
'kay, everybody calls me Ruxin, and I can't believe I work in an office full of hungry hungry hippos.