The League, Season 2

Stacy (Andre's date):
It is so great to finally meet you guys in person. Rodney?

Ruxin:
Ruxin.

Stacy:
Oh, my God. I found some of your college poetry-on an archived Prodigy page-and I just have to say, "Hernando's Song" was beautiful.

Sofia:
What is she talking about?

Stacy:
It is beautiful. And you, Kevin. How many times do I have to poke you before you accept my friend request on Facebook?

Kevin:
I don't even know who you are.

Stacy:
Sofia, oh, my God. [leaning in close] By the way, love the nose job; it's perky, cute, but it doesn't rob you of your ethnicity, you know? Anyway, I'm going to grab a drink. Do you want something?

Andre:
Whatever you're having. [They kiss and Stacy walks away] Isn't she great?

The others:
No.

Sofia:
She's weird.

Jenny:
Totally weird.

Andre:
What do you mean, she's weird? No.

Kevin:
She's strange, man.

Sofia:
Shit's natural, bitch.

Andre:
Okay, guys, just chill out. She Googled you guys.

Kevin:
No, no, she Googled too deep. She's a deep Googler. She's like page five shit, man.

Jenny:
No, actually, I am kind of curious about this poetry thing you've got going on, Rodney.

Ruxin:
It was a goof.

Andre:
[on his iPad] I got it right here. "With auburn hair and dark, dark eyes, Hernando rode the steed of love into the gallows of my heart."

Jenny:
Hernando's a man's name.