The League, Season 2

Kevin:
What if you didn't pick up Mike Bell?

Jenny:
Why wouldn't I pick him up?

Kevin:
Love.

Jenny:
Are you trying to collude with me?

Kevin:
Shh. Don't put words in my mouth. There's no colluding. I'll say this. If this was to occur, I would give you some really good sex.

Jenny:
Really?

Kevin:
I would do that. I would try my best.

Jenny:
Do you not try your best now?

Kevin:
I will give you 100% for four minutes, and then, like, 60% for the five minutes after that. And then after that, you're on your own.

Jenny:
You naughty little commissioner.

Kevin:
Yeah.

Jenny:
You know what you can do are all of Ellie's thank-you notes.

Kevin:
Why doesn't Ellie do her own thank-you notes?

Jenny:
Because Ellie doesn't need Mike Bell.