The League, Season 2

John Hansen:
[on Fantasy Sports Radio with Adam Kaplan] Back to the phone lines. We're going to K-Dog in Chicago. Yo, what's up, K-Dog?

Kevin:
You remember me? I'm the guy you screwed over. You told me to start Wallace. Meanwhile, I've got Meachem sitting on the bench, and he scores two touchdowns.

Adam Kaplan:
It's one player. Come on, dude.

Kevin:
I lost by three points.

Hansen:
We told you Meachem had upside potential.

Kevin:
But you ranked Wallace higher.

Kaplan:
Rankings slave.

Hansen:
Rankings bitch.

Kevin:
That's exactly what I am. I'm a slave to the rankings.

Hansen:
Dude, you gotta be a man. Make your own decisions.

Kaplan:
Absolutely.

Kevin:
I haven't made a decision for myself since the day I got married. I have a car that has a little screen that tells me what's behind me. I don't even want to make the decision of turning my head to look what I running over. Tell me what to do! And Hansen, you even call yourself a guru. You've gurued nothing! Don't call yourself an expert and give me shitty advice.

Hansen:
Hey, hey, hey.

Kevin:
You suck at your job.

Hansen:
Dude, here's a prediction for you, my friend. You are banned from the show for life.

Kevin:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because I'll call in as other people. I'm going to be Mike from Seattle who's so upset Marshawn Lynch is having such a crappy year.

Hansen:
Correction, my friend. You're Kevin McArthur from Winnetka, Illinois.

Kaplan:
And I'm looking at your phone number right here, dude.

Kevin:
It's not blocked? [He gets disconnected] Can I take back what I just said?