The League, Season 2

Kevin:
It's time for our offerings to the ShiDre, and I think we should start with the Shiva Bowl contestants, and I think ladies before dickheads.

Ruxin:
What if they're both?

Jenny:
What are you gonna do?

Kevin:
Ladies before dickheads, go ahead.

Jenny:
[offering a donut-shaped pillow] ShiDre, your hemorrhoid donut that you earned in Vegas when you made that hard drive up Andre's backfield. May you sit comfortably for all the rest of your years.

Ruxin:
Next, as a ode to your terrible fashion sense, Dre and Andre, [offers a red porkpie hat] I offer you the hat that you gave me for Christmas.

Andre:
Okay, you know what. Forgive me, but I think that hat's pretty pimpin'.

Ruxin:
Need I say more?