The League, Season 3

Ruxin:
I'm a lawyer getting the Fortune 500 out of trouble But now I'm here to do the Shiva Bowl Shuffle

I'm the best and you're the worst

And if you need any proof, [holds up Shiva's senior picture] this was Kevin's first

Ruxin's number one, it's true, you can't stop him

Meet the rest of my team-Pete Top/Kevin Bottom

Maurice Jones-Drew:
I'm MJD, Ruxin's first pick in the draft

He went with me, and we kicked all your ass

Brent Grimes:
Brent Grimes here with the Falcons D

Keepin' Ruxin winning with my five INTs

Sidney Rice:
I'm Sidney Rice, hip to the IR

Won Ruxin the Shiva with my late-season charge

Team:
We're Ruxin's team, winning every scuffle

And now we're here to do the Shiva Bowl Shuffle

Ruxin's better than you, Pete, hate to burst your bubble

And that's why we're doing the Shiva Bowl Shuffle

Ruxin:
Shivakamini Somakandarkram

Shivakamini Somakandarkram

Team:
He likes fine wine and risotto with truffles

And now he's doing the Shiva Bowl Shuffle

He's a league champion with George Clooney stubble

And we're all doing the Shiva Bowl Shuffle!