The League, Season 3

Kevin:
[as Ruxin, on webcam and dressed in judge's robe, bangs a gavel] What is this, Night Court?

Ruxin:
Court is now in session. The Honorable Judge Ruxin presiding.

Pete:
It's the Chosen People's Court.

Ruxin:
Now, citizens of the League, there is no greater threat to league integrity than an uncommitted owner. Taco's lack of interest is a black mark upon our league. He's still starting Kenny Britt, who's been injured for weeks. And while I have no respect for individual members of this league...

Pete:
Ugh.

Ruxin:
...I have a tremendous amount of respect for the League itself.

Pete:
This is bordering on sincerity.

Ruxin:
And as your league champion, I, Rodney Ruxin, submit that if Taco does not start a lineup with active NFL players-not NHL, CFL, WWE, or Panthro from the ThunderCats-that he shall be kicked out of this league.

Jenny:
What?

Ruxin:
[bangs gavel] I have spoken!

Kevin:
Taco is vital to our league.

Jenny:
He's our heart.

Pete:
Yeah, and he's good for easy wins. All right, we got to put a stop to this.

Jenny:
Shadow government, all in.

Ruxin:
[wrapped in flag and holding the Shiva] Shiva bless America...

Pete, Kevin, Jenny:
[hands in and break] One, two, three...we were never here!

Ruxin:
I know you guys are planning something, so don't. Because I am watching you.

[Jenny quickly closes the laptop]

Kevin:
What the...