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The League, Season 3

The League (2009-present) is an American sitcom, airing on FX, that explores how the online sports obsession of fantasy football affects marriages, friendships, families, and completely shuts down Sundays. more »

Andre:
[on Ruxin's topless photo of Sofia] But the question remains, why do you keep it in your jacket pocket?

Ruxin:
For personal use.

Pete:
Oh, no. You do not masturbate to a photo of your own wife.

Andre:
Out of everyone in your life, you picked the only person you can actually have sex with.

Ruxin:
What? I'm not allowed to have porn in my house, and my roster sucks, so I need some material.

Andre:
That's like if a serial killer wrote a romance novel, he would jerk off to his wife.

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