The League, Season 3

Andre:
It's so great that you have your dad with us. That's awesome.

Rupert Ruxin:
Are you part of this group? I'm sorry, we haven't been introduced.

Andre:
Andre.

Rupert:
Andre?

Andre:
Yeah, I was over at your house all the time.

Ruxin:
Yeah, you used to call him "that boy."

Andre:
You told me to stop wearing black because I looked like Nosferatu.

Rupert:
I'm so sorry. No, I don't recall that.

Kevin:
Hey, I'm Kevin. Remember me?

Rupert:
Look, he still talks like he's seventeen. Sure, I remember you. What have you done with yourself? Let me guess, let me guess. Car salesman? Or, I know, failed inventor.

Kevin:
I'm actually a district attorney.

Rupert:
Really?

Kevin:
Assistant district attorney.

Rupert:
[to Ruxin] You won. You won after all.

Pete:
Oh, wow. Like father, like son. So good to see.

Ruxins:
Hmm.

Pete:
Anyhow, I'm not sure if you ever knew this, but we used to steal all the liquor from your cabinets and replace the bottles with water.

Rupert:
I was quite aware. That's why I peed in the bottles before you ever got there.

Andre:
That's why that mescal never tasted the same.