The League, Season 3

Jenny:
It's not ice cream, it's sorbet. You just gently take a little lick to cleanse your palate. Just gently. No, you're using your teeth. Biting is not good for the sorbet.

Kevin:
Who cares about the sorbet?

Jenny:
I care about the sorbet.

Heather Nowzick:
Kevin, just let the sorbet know you're there with the heat of your breath. Awaken it just ever so slightly before you touch it. By accident, almost. By accident with your lips.

Taco:
Don't be shy to get a little finger in there too.

Kevin:
Oh, so eating sorbet is like...going to church.

Jenny:
That would be amazing.

Taco:
I don't really like sorbet, but I love watching women eat it.

Kevin:
Oh. I got a seed.

Heather:
That happens. You know, it's like your tongue is dead weight. It fell asleep, and you [demonstrating] have to drag it with the motion of your head.

Rupert:
I love the way Heather eats that sorbet. I myself enjoy the sorbet, but I like what you're saying about letting your tongue do that. You're doing something with your...with the movement of your head, but I find that you can eat the sorbet while keeping an active tongue. Like this. [Shows Heather, who does the same] Yeah, get active. Doesn't have to be completely dead. But it really is whatever you feel like. [Heather sticks her thumb in her mouth and pulls it out slowly] Ah...I like what you're doing there. You do as you feel. Dip it in. [Heather does so] And...deep, and you can make it deep.

Kevin:
I'm never gonna be able to eat sorbet like that.

Heather:
Sticky.

Ruxin:
I feel like I'm watching my own birth.

Rupert:
[as Heather spanks the sorbet] Yeah, you show me how you like me to eat sorbet.

Andre:
Can we get a palate cleanser for our palate cleanser?