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The League, Season 4

The League (2009-present) is an American sitcom, airing on FX, that explores how the online sports obsession of fantasy football affects marriages, friendships, families, and completely shuts down Sundays. more »

Kevin:
I'm not even really convinced this whole piano thing is a good idea. I just want to start her on an activity that ensures she'll never have sex.

Jenny:
Me too.

Kevin:
Okay, I still like my idea. I really think we should consider ballet. She can dance around with gay guys, and she won't have sex 'til she's, like, 30.

Jenny:
Are you kidding me? Everyone wants to have sex with ballerinas. Did you see Black Swan? Ballerinas wanna have sex with ballerinas. I think musical instruments are the way to go, and we should just be thankful it's not a woodwind.

Kevin:
What do you mean?

Jenny:
Really? Woodwind?

[She mimes playing a clarinet, but it looks like...]

Kevin:
Oh! God, Jenny!

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