Life on Mars, Series 1

Chris Skelton:
Bingo! I got one. Martin Ellis, lorry driver. Waiting for a fabrics pick-up at 2:30 this morning. Spotted a thickset man running of the loom hall.

Sam Tyler:
Good, can I see it?

[Chris shows Sam a black and white picture with a head looking like a butternut squash with ears]

Sam Tyler:
Chris, have you ever seen anybody that looks like that?

Chris Skelton:
It's the best we could do.

Sam Tyler:
It's a doddle, then. We're looking for someone with hamster's cheeks, a nose like Audrey Hepburn and a two-foot forehead.