Lost Girl, Season 2

Mumphert:
I'm Mumphert.

Kenzi:
I got a shot for that in kindergarten. Keep walkin', pal.

Mumphert:
I'm a Brownie. I clean houses.

Kenzi:
Before you... devour the inhabitants?

Mumphert:
I try to stay out of the way. Mostly I work at night. So quiet. You won't even know I'm there. And I do it for free.

Kenzi:
[quietly] Mumphey! Have a seat! [walks over to Trick and whispers] Brownies: perfectly harmless or lock-up-your-honeys?

Trick:
They eat honey, not honeys. In fact, they like it in their porridge.

Kenzi:
What else do they like in their porridge, huh? Nuggets of girl-brain?

Trick:
No.

Kenzi:
A drizzle of virgin blood?

Trick:
No.

Kenzi:
Eyeball dumplings?

Trick:
All they eat is cereal and honey.

Kenzi:
Okay, so what you're saying is, he is Trick-certified safe to take home?

Trick:
Absolutely.