Malcolm in the Middle, Season 2

[After Stevie punches Reese]

Kitty:
Stevie, what the hell do you think you're doing?! You are in so much trouble! This behavior is totally unacceptable! We are at a restaurant. What is wrong with you? (Stevie is about to speak) Don't you take that tone with me! You just wait till we get home!

Reese:
He bruised the bone.

Lois:
Oh, like you didn't deserve it. (to Kitty) Good for you! I knew you had it in you.

Kitty:
Shut your trap!

Waiter:
Excuse me, don't you mind please keeping it down?

Kitty:
Would you mind going to hell?! And I absolutely did order tea! How hard is it to remember a stupid drink order, you idiot?!

Abe [drunk]:
Kitty, there's going to be some changes...

Kitty:
(to Abe) And you, Mr. Ho Hos in his sock drawer! Who do you think you're kidding?

Lois:
Honey, you have to pace yourself.

Kitty:
(to Abe) And another thing, Don Juan. There are two people in that bed!