Malcolm in the Middle, Season 2

Malcolm [to Reese]:
What happened? Did you get caught? Where were you?

Reese:
Geez, you're always so angry. Maybe you really do need therapy.

Malcolm:
What I need is for you not to ruin everything for me. Do you know how much trouble we'd be in if we get caught. With Mom, with the school, WITH MOM!!

Reese:
Give me a little credit, psycho. I've been doing my own research. (takes rental videos out) See, I rented Silence of the Lambs, Seven, and the Nutty Professor.

Malcolm:
Oh, God! Reese, tell me exactly what you told her.

Reese:
Nope. That's confidential. Now, which do you like more? Hannibal Lector or the hockey mask.

(There's a knock on door; Lois & Mrs. Gilbert appear)

Lois:
Malcolm? Reese? What do you have to say for yourselves?

Reese:
Don't blame Reese? Blame Davey. (Lois grabs his finger and breaks it) Ow, ow, ow, ow!