Malcolm in the Middle, Season 2

[Reese is playing around with Victor's army paraphernalia, when he pulls the safety pin off a grenade.]

Victor:
God in Heaven!

Reese:
What? What?!

Victor:
This is live grenade! Do not let go of the handle, or we both die!

Reese:
I don't want to die!

Victor:
Don't worry, all we have to do is find the pin. Find the pin, put the pin back in, and everything will be fine.

[The pin breaks; the two of them are shocked]

[Malcolm is soothing his black eye when Victor and Reese run in, still locked by the grenade.]

Victor:
(to Reese) Quit crying like baby.

Malcolm:
What's going on?

Reese:
Grandpa gave me a live grenade. It's really cool. You wanna hold it?!

Victor:
No, no, no! It's for you, not him.

Malcolm:
Oh my God! We have to call the police!

Victor:
No! No police! No police, please! There's no reason to panic. [Throws the phone on the table out of the room]

Malcolm:
Yes, there is! You gave Reese a live grenade, and he's a total idiot!

Reese:
He's right. I am. I don't think I should have it anymore. Here!