Malcolm in the Middle, Season 7

Female Security Agent (to Lois):
Ma'am, I need to touch your breasts.

Lois:
You need to touch my what?!

Female Security Agent:
I'm required to probe with the back of my hand. If you like, you can request up to 2 female witnesses. (putting on rubber gloves)

Lois:
Let me understand this. Because I made a comment about first class, I am being singled out for a public feel-up?

Dewey:
(yelling) Oh, for God's sake, Mom, just let her touch your boobs!!!

Male Agent:
The kid makes a lot of sense, ma'am. Now do you want to do this the easy way or the hard way? (More security agents surround her as she becomes enraged)

(Several minutes later, they wait for another flight)

Hal:
OK, the tickets are changed. The next flight leaves in 15 hours.

Dewey:
So I get no time to practice and no sleep tonight!

(Lois makes an embarrassing smile)