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M*A*S*H, Season 1

Based on the 20th Century-Fox film M*A*S*H (an acronym for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital), a big hit of 1970 which was based in turn on the book of the same name, M*A*S*H was an American television series about a team of doctors and nurses stationed… more »

[In the film, Hawkeye plays the "Yankee Doodle Doctor" as a Groucho Marx-esque type character, and Trapper as a Harpo Marx-esque character. The first scene shows Radar as a patient being unloaded from an ambulance.]

Nurse:
Doctor, can you give him a hand?

Yankee Doodle Doctor:
I'd rather give you one!

Radar:
Are you the Yankee Doodle Doctor?

Yankee Doodle Doctor:
I certainly am!

Trapper:
*HONK!*HONK!*

[Scene cuts to the Mess tent everyone watching the film with Hawkeye and Trapper laughing at people]

Radar:
Gosh, am I glad they brought me here!

Yankee Doodle Doctor:
Wait a minute, have you got a reservation?

Radar:
A reservation?!

Yankee Doodle Doctor:
I'm afraid we're all booked up through New Years!

Trapper:
*HONK!*

Radar:
But, Doctor!

Yankee Doodle Doctor:
I'm sorry, kid. You should've booked ahead. Come to think of it, you should've booked the rest of the body as well!

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