M*A*S*H, Season 1

Trapper:
[Upon seeing Frank in the longjohns.] Look at what the giant rodent has on his body.

Hawkeye:
Supparating pustules, if there's any justice. [to Frank] Where'd you get those longjohns!

Frank:
Wouldn't you like to know!

Hawkeye:
[picks up empty gas can and prepares to swing at Frank.] Those are mine you hermaphroditic weasel!

Frank:
Possession is 9/10 of the law, Pierce. And I'm sleeping with a loaded baseball bat under my pillow, so don't try anything!

Hawkeye:
If I didn't think it would keep you warm, Frank, I'd come over there and beat you to a pulp. Say your prayers, Frank, or the tooth fairy may come and knock out all your teeth!