The Mighty Boosh, Series 1

Mrs Gideon:
Who are you?

Howard:
Howard Moon, I work here at the zoo.

Mrs Gideon:
Why do you have crumbs round your eyes?

Howard:
Oh, that's just me and Vince, been playing, er, games... crumb eye, we have to get crumbs in, er, each others eyes... and erm, winner get a, rake. That's a good book. I like that book.

Mrs Gideon:
Oh have you read it?

Howard:
Oh yeah, yeah twice I read it, erm once the original and then in the paperback. Really related to the character of erm, Jonathan, thought he was great.

Mrs Gideon:
The serial killer?

Howard:
Yeah, I mean in as much as, you know, we've all, we can all relate to a killer, erm, I mean in our minds, we've all killed in our minds.

Mrs Gideon:
What are you talking about?

Howard:
Well... as a writer it's erm, it's something that I, I have to do, I have to get involved in the darker side of the human psyche.