The Mighty Boosh, Series 2

[Talking about Old Gregg]

Lucian:
Some say he's half man, half fish. Others say its more of a 70/30 split. Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard.

Colin:
Some say he's a ghost; can't catch what don't exist... Hook goes right through him.

Lucian:
Some say he's acquired the taste of human meat, won't respond to conventional bait; only way to hook him is to use a child's toe.

The Moon:
Some say Old Gregg is like a big fish finger, but big like, umm... like a garage. As big as a garage. Imagine a fish finger as big as a garage! Oooh, it's a big one!