Monk, Season 3

[Stottlemeyer and Disher arrive at Sharona's house]

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
I hate this.

Lt. Disher:
Why don't you stay back, sir? I can handle this.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Oh, you can? Since when? [Sharona opens the door]

Sharona:
Hey.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Sharona, we need to talk.

Sharona:
About what?

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
I think you know. [They walk into the house, which looks like it has been hit by an earthquake] What happened here? Did you have a party?

Sharona:
It's Benjy. He never picks anything up.

Lt. Disher:
Sharona, where's Darwin?

Sharona:
What are you talking about?

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
We're gonna find him. Is he here?

[Randy takes out his gun and begins going from room to room]

Sharona:
Hey, would you put that away?! This is my house!

Lt. Disher:
He's killed before.

Sharona:
No he hasn't!

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Sharona, we know that you took him. Now either you tell us where he is or I'm going to have to take you in. That is the law.

Lt. Disher:
[walks back out of the living room, speaking into his walkie-talkie] Living room secure, heading to the kitchen.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Randy, you don't have to use the walkie-talkie. I'm ten feet away.

Lt. Disher:
Roger that.

[puts down the walkie-talkie and continues searching]

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
[notices some vomit on a wall, and a lot of crooked pictures] Hey, what happened here?

Sharona:
Benjy threw up.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
[incredulously] On the wall?

Sharona:
It was pretty awful.

Lt. Randall Disher:
[heads into the kitchen, and opens the closet, which swings open to reveal a stuffed teddy bear] Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! False alarm! False alarm!

[Sharona grabs the teddy bear from Randy]

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Sharona, you were seen. The animal shelter has a surveillance camera. It recorded your car's license plate number as you drove away.