Monk, Season 3

Alby Drake:
[protesting in a tree] No I'm not being reasonable, I'm sick and tired of being reasonable. I'm not coming down until you agree to build your stupid condos somewhere else!

[Monk and Sharona arrive]

Sharona:
Did you call Michelle?

Monk:
No.

Sharona:
Did you think about it?

Monk:
No.

Sharona:
Did you think about thinking about it?

Monk:
Sharona, I'm a married man.

Sharona:
Captain, Lieutenant.

Lt. Disher:
Sharona, Monk.

Sharona:
What's going on?

Lt. Disher:
Tree hugger.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
His name is Alby Drake. He was Winston Brenner's oldest friend; they were roommates at MIT.

Monk:
How long has he been up there?

Construction Foreman:
Ten days. He'll be down soon. The judge will be ordering an eviction notice by tomorrow morning.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
The FBI, in their infinite wisdom, now agrees that Winston Brenner may have faked his own death back in 1995. If Brenner is still alive, [points a bullhorn up at Drake] that scruffy bird up there might still be in contact with him.

Sharona:
How does he go to the bathroom? [Almost immediately, everyone except for Randy steps back]