Monk, Season 3

[Monk has a date with Michelle Rivas]

Sharona:
Are you excited?

Monk:
Yes... if by excited, you mean petrified and full of regret.

Sharona:
"Petrified and full of regret". Welcome to the world of dating.

Monk:
Captain!

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Monk. Sharona. I'm sure you've noticed by now that there used to be a big tree standing right over there.

Monk:
What time?

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
4:35 AM. A security guard heard somebody start up the bulldozer. Moments later, ch-ch-ch, "Timber!" Drake was dead on impact.

Lt. Disher:
He made a phone call though at around midnight.

Monk:
To a payphone, right?

Lt. Disher:
You guessed it: Palo Alto.

Sharona:
Oh, well it had to be to Brenner. He's the guy.

Monk:
So not only is Winston Brenner alive and well, he's making sure that his old pals don't rat him out.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
That's right. The FBI's calling at Palo Alto tonight. They want to compare notes; synchronize watches.

Monk:
Ouch, whoa-whoa, I-I can't make it.

Sharona:
He has a date.