Monk, Season 3

Sharona:
[in a "Mega-Mart" warehouse] Tired?

Lt. Disher:
I was up all night with my girlfriend.

Sharona:
Yeah, those imaginary girlfriends can be pretty wild.

Lt. Disher:
She's not imaginary.

Sharona:
[sarcastically] Really? What's her name?

Lt. Disher:
Crystal.

Sharona:
[sees box labeled "Crystal Glassware"] What's her last name? Glassware?

Lt. Disher:
No, it's Smith.

Sharona:
You have a picture?

[Disher takes a picture from his wallet and gives it to Sharona]

Sharona:
Oh, she's pretty. [Turns over picture] Randy, this came with the wallet!

Lt. Disher:
Yeah, I know. She's a wallet model.

Sharona:
That's sad.

Lt. Disher:
Sharona, she's one of the world's top five wallet models! Thank you very much.