Monk, Season 3

[Before the show, Monk and Dwight talk to Val Birch while a crew member adjusts his outfit]

Dwight Ellison:
Val Birch? This is my old friend Adrian Monk.

Val Birch:
Adrian? Ooh, gym glass must have been hell with a name like that.

Monk:
Yes, yes it was-

Val Birch:
Are you nearly done or do you just like touching me?

Stagehand:
Almost done.

Dwight Ellison:
Adrian's here from San Francisco.

Val Birch:
Oh, Frisco? God-awful town! I was there last year. It was foggy the whole week! When are they gonna do something about all that fog?

Monk:
Well, I-I don't know. I'll make some calls.

Val Birch:
I couldn't see a damn thing! Not even that, um, uh, golden bridge they've got.

Monk:
The Golden Gate.

Val Birch:
No, genius, the bridge.

Monk:
Right, that's what they call it: the Golden Gate-

Val Birch:
Okay, okay! Testing 1-2-3, we're done! [walks away]

Dwight Ellison:
[to Monk] That idiot's won seven times in a row!