Monk, Season 3

[Monk watches as Stottlemeyer sings karaoke to get information from someone]

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
[singing "Ain't No Sunshine" by Bill Withers] Ain't no sunshine when she's gone, it's not warm when she's away. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone, she's always gone too long..."

[Natalie comes in and sees Stottlemeyer at the mic]

Monk:
Don't ask.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
[singing] ... anytime she goes away. Wonder this time where she's gone, wonder if she's gone to stay...

Wanda:
Do the dance, you did a little dance.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
[singing] Ain't no sunshine, when she's gone. So, gone too long, anytime she goes away...

Wanda:
Turn around, I wanna see your tush.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
[singing] I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know...

Wanda:
Those are different pants. Where're the jeans? [Stottlemeyer stops singing]

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Look, lady, a deal is a deal. I sang the song, now tell me what I said last night.

Wanda:
All you said was, "They don't match."

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
"They don't match"? What doesn't match?

Wanda:
I don't know, you didn't say.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Wait, wait, wait. Is that it? Is that all you got?

Wanda:
Leland, sing it again. I just love the way you sing.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
[sighs] Thank you.

[He goes over to Monk and Natalie]

Monk:
You were good.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Shut up.